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Well that’s LIFE.

Drunk Man

Hipster1: I wasn't that drunk.
Hipster2: Dude, you fed mushrooms to a midget shouting ‘GROW MARIO GROW!’
Fun 3D Art. 

claustrophobic

Squidward: Would you not stand so close. I'm getting claustrophobic.
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus!
Squidward: No it doesnt!
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Spongebob: Stop it Patrick you're scaring him!

I HATED EVERY MINUTE OF TRAINING, BUT I SAID, “DON’T QUIT. SUFFER NOW AND LIVE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AS A CHAMPION” - MUHAMMAD ALI

Recipe of military spouse

RECIPE OF MILITARY SPOUSE

1 1/2 cups patience

1 lb adaptability

3/4 cup tolerance

1 tbs. courage

a dash of adventure

Combine above ingredients: add 2 table spoons elbow grease. Let sit alone for one year marinate frequently with salty tears. Pour off excess fat, sprinkle lightly with money. “knead” dough until payday. Season with international spices. Bake 20 years or until done.

Dedicated…to military wives everywhere, who have waved “goodbye” more often than not, who have heated up more dinners than most wives cook, who have missed more anniversaries, birthdays, christmases and valentine’s days than they should have and most important of all have welcomed their husbands home GLADLY.

WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

I feel better pag nakausap ko na yung mahal kong kaibigan.